You have expressed interest in giving me $20 for 'wifin' in 'da club'
Well, how about you take your $20 and donate to helping Haiti instead? I am a SlenderMan who truly cares about the world he is slowly eating his way through!
GO HERE TO GIVE YOUR $20
(For clarity's sake, I am NOT affliated in any way shape or form with the creators of Marble Hornets, although http://facebook.com/iamslenderman is creator approved.